Peibols Beckham : Your Disco Needs You (Casino Club & Radio Mix)!

It's a totally cliché say that with friends like these, who wants anything else.
But it's true. You're beautiful!

Meeting Corrillou's people is always a sign of laughs and jokes, screams and porn.
Meeting the Bukkukis is sign of nerd jokes, hugs and kisses.
Meeting Mike is sign of trashy conversations, gossiping and Cheryl Cole Dannii Minogue.

This is how it all happened, this is how I saw it...
This is the...


TRAVELLING IN BUS IS A POOR'S THING

As we are suffering THE crisis, I thought ok doll, you prefer by train or by bus?. Obviously, it's cheaper by bus, so more money to spend in alcohol.
But I always forget that:
- the bus can suffer a delay (what actually happened).
- there is people from other countries, that have another culture (what actually happened, so one guy got into the bus but he had a ticket for the next bus but he wanted to arrive earlier).
- it's a 4 hours travel. Really long, really booooring.

After those deadly fucking 4 hours, I arrived, took the tube and to Chueca. As I went out of the tube station I met Tony Té who was running away, he had this family dinner or that's the excuse he gave us.
Inside Sierra there were everybody! Bubu and mr Solís, Parker and Easy, OrangeBoy (who for this post turns into BodyLanguage) and of course, the flamboyant Mike. We gossiped about TV shows, Soraya and Cheryl.
Mike, who is a celebritie in UK, gave us presents:
- Aussiebum's wonderjocks.
- Dreams that Glitter.
I really love that book! I know how much efford took him to buy it, how embarrased he was paying for it. So it's a really big present.
Meanwhile, Bubu gave Parker and me The Promise limited edition picture vinyl. Awesome!

After the first pint and Alco1979's arrival, my english was improving, as usual.



WAS IT JUST THE STRAWBERRY MARGARITAS?

We moved to Barriga Llena, the one in Stocky's ex house street. Classic mexican, so Mike could know which food ate Paulina Rubio. We asked for 2 Margaritas and nachos, while we waited for Antonia and BodyLanguage. Later than ever came Misternny. The waitress was really nice and she laughed of some of our conversations about poos, anal penetrations with Virgin Mary Statue and stuff like that. Classic.
We asked for the dinner and more Margaritas, this time mango and strawberry, which was a totally success and we asked for more strawberry ones.
We ate, drunk, laughed and gossiped.
Antonia was finishing ALL his sentences with a what the fuck!. Hillarious!

With all the alcohol, the jokes about the food and Mike choosing to drink before eat, we had a really nice time.



WOMANIZER IS EVERYWHERE

We went to By, where drinks are cheap and music is listenable. We stayed in the middle and oh my God we found Shhh! (who hasn't got a blog anymore) and we addopted him! We drunk mojitos, we danced Womanazier, that was played in E.V.E.R.Y. disco we went to.
I finally saw the video, and Sasha's latest video, as well. They played Soraya (with Mike close to wet his trousers of plesaure), Kylie with Aleks Synteck duet, J-Lo's Let's Get Loud and probably some MadonNO's shit. Bubu was starting to get violent drunk, and Parker was cheering him up. Danger!
A few dance routines later we decided going to Polana.

On our way, we went through Barbieri St we lived one of that classy Corrillou moments, when it seems the world, destiny and all the universe is on our side. Suddenly, Bubu found a guy dressed as Tomasito (with Shaila Durcal and Suri Bot, one of our Corrilou icons). We all start yelling and cying out, we waved them, applaused and sing Happy Birtheday TOOOMAAASIIITOOO, we took pictures with him. The guy tried to take off the mask, but we didn't want it! We wanted him with the mask!!! Amazing, reallly.

And, the new blonde Alco1979 asked me how did you know it's his birthday?. As if!
I think this was one of my favourite moment of the weekend.



I KISSED A JACK SPARROW AND I LIKED IT

Polana is that wonderfull place where as soon as they play Dannii's He's the greatest dancer, they stop the music and make an african girl a canary girl sing some Mecano's hit.
Trashy not, next.

When I was close to ask for my drink, this girl came to me and ask me (yes, exactly what you are thinking!!!)
Excuse me... Are you Peibols?.
Yes indeed!!!!
OMG, it was Sonia, a classic on Ambiente G. It was so cool to met her at least!

We moved into the dancefloor (no one was kissed there, by the way). There were some people with costumes. The very best of them were:
- Michael Jackson in Thriller. One guy really well dressed, that he even made the dance routine when they played that megahit.
- Wally / Waldo (as you name him). Bubu went to talk-drunk with him, but no one knows what they talked about.

As the dancefloor wasn't enough for us, we took the stage.
There started the musical orgy: Soraya, Dannii, Kylie, Spice Girls and oh yes darling! Womanizer with its video.
Antonia what the fuck! got crazy, Parker danced with him and we all loooooved. Antonia did the mussy as well, spontaneous spectators of the show took pictures and Antonia strook a pose totally wasted. Best act EVER!

After getting my face dirty, we must leave the stage beacuse of this live act they made. The african canary girl and another guy singing Mujer contra mujer, a crystal clear homage to Ana Torroja and Esther Arroyo.

When the stage was clear again we moved over again. Bubu started to destroy things, Parker broke some drinks and the rest started doing dirty dancings and so on.
Classy!

Then the DJ started to say empty the stage! please security of the stage!! so we left. The singer was soooo boring, we preferred thousand times more Antonia doing the mussy.

We went out, I got my face dirty again and then, as it was some kind of tablao flamencou, Bubu sang Mujer contra Mujer crash accident edit. Totally gipsy.
Really. We all got goosebumps.
Bubu possesed by that fierce feeling started screaming IS SHE GONNA WALK AGAIN?! EVER?! I NEED TO KNOW!!!! YOU CAN NOT LEAVE LIKE THIS!!!!



EATING OUT: THE EFRONES ARE THE EYES OF THE CHEST

Next morning we died. Well, we woke up, but most died than anything else.
Died Smith (which is like Muerta Sánchez but in english, of course). Anyway.
I wore for the first time EVER the Aussiebum's wonderjocks, which was astonishing (yes, I know this word from X-Men, so what?) everything seemed SO big, SO up, SO so! I could have sucked myself!

We met with Alco1979, TP de Oro, Parker & Easy at OUR VIPS. Well, at least the one where we ate for the Gay Pride 08.
We had lot of fun, making jokes, laughing of a girl (who had the most annoying laughter at all) and remembering old jokes and [spam] and stuff like that.
Later on, we went to Chueca, searching for a place with coffee and sofas, like in Friends, but with gays.
Finally we got into Café Figueroa, that was as empty as it could be, so we stayed there.
We talked about blogs and bloggers.

We crossed to Berkana where I bought a book I wanted (in a stalker way), the Attitude magazine (with a complete interview with Girls Aloud) and two singles for Mike (the trashy Terremoto del Alcorcón and Nacha Lamacha).
We went to Fnac as well, searching for trashiest CDs at all, like Isabel Pantoja remixed by Pumpin'Dolls or María Figueroa or Melody, but nothing.
Finally, not trashy but really classy, we got him Tino Casal Greatest Hits.
We hope he'll like'em.
And we saw one of the Big Brother's twin sisters. Distrubing.

We went to Nike to have some pints of beers.
Waiting for the dinner time.
As I'm a good person and I do like the truth, not criticizing, not gossiping and saying bad things about my friends, I won't blame on Tony Té becuase of the people that he told me was coming to the MaryChinese. I won't, so don't ask for it.



REPLY TO ALL

Ok, so now, let's get serious.
When in Gmail they created the reply to all button, they didn't know they will make happy to a bunch of queers. Us.
Well this dinner was the closest thing to a huge mail, everybody pushing the reply to all, everybody having fun, with that chemistry that is between all of us. With all of us I mean Parker & Easy, Alco1979, sr Solís, JL, Proudstar, BodyLanguage, Nachete, Fid8, Dan, Shhh!, JotaGe, Adidas SuperStar, Tony Tornado, Soliloco, TP de Oro, Bubu, Mike and I. That's quite an ALL really nice.
Really great.

Anybody who knows Parker can tell about him he is a motormouth, non-stop, like a living Pop!Justice Wikipedia, so he started to explain Mike who Mecano were the spanish Beatles!!!.
He kept with Mercedes Milá, and even explain him about Inma. Great Parker moments.

We gave Dan and Tony both vouchers for their presents.
And gave Mike all the CDs, including one from Parker & Easy, the Mónica Naranjo's Palabra de Mujer.

In one of those moments, Parker and I went to the toilet, and he showed me HOW to put the golden balls in the wonderjock, 'cos I doubted if I did it right.



POLYESTER

I don't know well how, but we ALL (except Adidas & JotaGe) went to Polyester, where Antonia and Misternny will be scratching some CDs (or the Virtual DJ).
The place was just opened so we could chose where to stay. The end of the bar was totally ours. We made it a VIP zone for us. It seemed more like my Google Reader than a real bar.

Misternny played real good songs from the 80s. Really oldies, but so danceable. Meanwhile, at the back it was a come-and-go of people, conversations, gossipings and cocks crashing, because 5 people in the bar using wonderjocks, you tell me! There was a lot of feeling someone's cock with mine. Quite nice, actually!

So really good time.
Then appeared over there the Pasillerou so we obviously asked him about Piece of Me. What else??
Absolut, JL and some more bloggers I can't remember right now.

After a few dances like Turn it into Love, Hand on you heart and Two of hearts the original! Antonia got into the DJ place.
He played more updated songs like The Promise, when Dan, Parker and I got T.O.T.A.L.L.Y. crazy and I made Nadine's moves with my hands, Womanizer (no doubt about it) and so on.
Really good session, seriously.

As I went out, the guy at the door stopped me excuse me... are you Peibols?. It was Proud Star's fault, but was so honorous! He write at Polyester's blog. I really enojyed the bar.



SPECS

As we could, cos 17 gays going to a club it's quite complicated of being under control, we went to Elástico.
In the meantime, we found Syal and we took him whit us. I lost Bubu and I got really stressed, but they where inside, but I didn't believe it.
As we were queuing, I asked BodyLanguage that as soon as he got inside Elástico if he'd find Bubu, sr Solís and TP de Oro, to please please made me a missed call. ProudStar asked if he finds who?.
I repeated the names.
And ProudStar was like WHO!. Alcohol is bad, kids, don't try to drink as much as ProudStar at home, folks!

Finally, after all that soooo faashionable costumed get into, we got inside.
After paying, I had this incredible nerd moment when I saw her face. Hmmmm this face reminds me of something... and yes, indeed, she was Belén from L-Kan. I totally freaked out and ask her for to kisses. She may thhought I was a nerd. Actually I acted like one.

Once we got in the downstairs room, we met the rest of the group. The place was really busy, plenty of guys with this so horrible spectacles. Really... I mean... WOT? What's all that spectacles fetish with this I think I'm über modern wearing a coat and a scarf inside a club with my so ugly glasses and this so up hair?? I need to know.

The music... well, let's be honest. I didn't like at all.
Yeah, well, ok, they played nice remixes of Womanizer (the forth in this weekend) and I think We're Alone Now (again Parker, Dan and I became totally crazy queens). But the rest was, for me, rubbish. Not even trashy. Just rubbish. There was these two modern DJs, who lipsync (I still don't get it) and played Christian Castro. As I'm telling you, doll.
Maybe the only one good anthem, thank Syal for the link, was Winona Ladrona.

No, really, te only good thing was this free-peek-show of three gays kissing together, that made all of the group (especially Tony) open-mouthed unblink-eyed. It actually was a scandal on the dancefloor!!. Good for them! At least someone had fun.

Suddenly, one modern girl, probably blonde threw her drink over the DJ's place. I imagine she made it because she didn't like that session as well, and we spent like 15 minutes in silence.
That was a good time to leave, really. So we wave, o long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye and we left. As I'm telling you, doll.



THAT FUCKIN' HANGOVER ON THAT FUCKIN' BUS

I slept quite badly because of the RedBull.
And we woka up.
Sr Solís made a delicious food (salad and that chicken with moroccan spices and we left to the bus station.

There one guy was staring at me, comes and say excuse me... are you Peibols?.
And here was so handsome Koky, and we chatted a little bit, not too much, my hangover didn't let me make long sentences.

During my long long boring travel I tried to read Dreams that Glitter but i wasn't feeling very well, so I slept, with UltimateKylie pumping on my mobile mp3.

I arrived to Huesconsin really tired, girl, but seriously, was an incredible weekend, with all that alcohol, all that music, all that conversations, all that kisses, hugs and I love yous we said. I improved my english a little bit more, but I do know now that I speak it better when I'm drunk, really.